Dear Life,
My stalker’s on Foot Patrol. The terrible feeling of not being safe on campus never really goes away, but talking to the Dean of Students and Special Constables does help.
Sincerely,
I thought I was the only one
Dear life,
It’s been two weeks and I still can’t find that cute girl who complemented my scarf as we passed each other in the science building. How the heck am I supposed to apologize to someone for my rudeness when I can’t find them? If she happens to read this, I’m sorry I didn’t stop to chat, but I was going to be late for class.
Sincerely,
Would you like a jellybaby?