WTF

1. 12 Nov 2009 02:35 PM

   Walking on the Hawk

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   Dear Victoria, I walked on the Golden Hawk, WTF do I do now?

   Dear “You Should Have Been Looking Where You Were Going”,

   To be honest I really don’t know what to tell you. There is just no excuse for walking across the Hawk of Gold in your dirty and most likely odorous and goose poop stained shoes. I mean the first thing you learn when you go on your grade 12 campus tour is “DON’T WALK ON THE HAWK”. It’s just common knowledge, plain and simple.

   And didn’t you get heckled and chirped enough for stepping too close to the hawk by all the smug seniors lined along the benches during your first ever week of school?

   I mean you are warned and reminded repeatedly up front at the beginning for a reason... so you will learn and remember to just stay...