Jan. 27, 2010
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January 27, 2010 7:50 AM
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Dear Life, I thought he would be a trophy hook up and it wasn’t even good. I thought it would be okay to not use a condom during our drunken sex. Thought I would be okay after a friend told me he has a dirty penis. Another week until I find out officially that I have genital herpes. Sincerely, I Will Remember #15 Forever
Dear Life, I’m tired of election teams hassling me as I walk by the Hawk. You’re scary, I’m trying to get to class and you have no real substance. Come talk to me when I have time and you have a point. Sincerely, Annoyed Voter
Dear Life, I would love it if well-written articles in the Cord about Conan O’Brien didn’t have to end with condescending statements against his fans. Sincerely, A Diehard Coco Fan Who Hasn’t Been Able to Watch Him Late at Night These Past Few Months Because I Have to Get Up at 5 a.m. For My Varsity Swim Practices
Dear Life, How did I manage to get so drunk on a Monday night? Sincerely, Charades is Not an Acceptable Way to Entertain a Room
Dear Life, I am so tired of the ignorant people who insist on disrupting lectures and making snide remarks about material that they aren’t even absorbing. If you don’t plan on listening to a damn word the prof is saying then why the hell did you get up for this 8:30 class?! Next time sleep in and save us all the trouble of sharing a learning space with you! Sincerely, Came to University to Learn Something
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